As I stated earlier. Here is a short summary of the plot of episode one season one of "The Chosen" which will show how this is not your typical biblical show.
Episode one of “The Chosen” begins with high up pharisee
mucky-muck Nicodemus returning to his hometown of Capernaum Judea circa 30 AD
in order to present a bunch of guest lectures at his Hebrew Alma Matter. Suddenly he’s stopped by the local Capernaum Roman
Magistrate Quintus. Quintus needs a
favor from Nicodemus. He wants Nicodemus to preach against local fishermen,
like Simon son of Jonah who, after loosing big time at Capernaum Fight Club,
has to go fishing even on the official Jewish day off known as the Sabbath to
get money to pay off his sizable tax debt to Rome. Nicodemus does such a good job urging
Capernaum villagers to boycott sabbath caught tilapias one of Quintus’
underlings decides Nicodemus should branch out into exorcisms and help him deal
with a situation in Capernaum’s red- light district. Apparently, a succubus named Lilith is
attacking some of the men who see her and is creating general havoc for
everyone else. Nicodemus is reluctant
to do this but then this Roman centurion makes poor Nicodemus an offer he cannot
refuse. Nicodemus tries his best to get
rid of this demon terrorizing the Capernaum red-light district but quickly realizes Linda
Blair has a better chance of being greeted with flights of angels than this
poor prostitute. Needless to say,
Nicodemus quickly goes into a funk as to why a high and mighty holy mucky-muck
such as him couldn’t cast out a simple succubus. Meanwhile Simon and his brother Andrew go
to local Roman taxman Matthew to pay off their debt only to be told by Mathew
their tax debt isn’t just large-it’s ginormous. Before Andrew fears he’s about the be
arrested for tax debt his big brother Simon name drops Quintus to Mathew and
explains that Quintus has generously waived the tax debt for him and his
brother for a year. Taxman Mathew,
knowing how Jews hate Romans and vice versa, is wondering how some petty
fisherman like Simon knows big Roman mucky muck Quintus and naturally wants to
verify this himself which he’ll have to do in person since telephone won’t be
invented for another 1,846 years. Simon
& Andrew quickly run away from Mathew’s tax booth and head into the local
Capernaum pub. Andrew asks his brother
“What gives?” and Simon explains part of the reason why he and Andrew’s fishing
nets have been empty lately is a big time fishing conglomerate Zebedee &
Sons have been hauling everything with gills out of the Sea of Galilee in their
football field sized nets and doing it all while everyone else is sitting down
to Sabbath dinner. Needless to say Simon
wants to stick it to this corporate man and traded this merchant fleet for his
and his brother’s tax debt. Andrew is
pissed at Simon because even though Zeb & Sons are ruining their
livelihood, they’re still Jews and Jews don’t snitch on their fellow Jews to
the dreaded Romans.
Also, coincidentally in the same Capernaum pub, is poor
prostitute Lilith. Lilith knows she’s a
horrible succubus and contemplates throwing herself off a cliff to end all of
the torment. However, before she takes
the plunge to her death she decided she needed a last drink. She’s about to chug her cheap Galilean wine down when
a stranger grabs her hand and says “That is not for you.” Lilith gets the creeps from this strange man
and she decides its best to get away from him.
However, the strange man follows and then promptly calls her by her real
name-Mary of Magdala. Furthermore, he
starts quoting a favorite bible verse Mary’s father used to say to her all the
time when she was a little girl before he died of some ancient plague. Suddenly the mysterious man is grabbing her
and the evil demon is GONE!
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