Saturday, October 18, 2025

List of kings Americans genuinely like.

1.       The King of Kings Jesus Christ[i] whom 68% of Americans accept as their Lord and savior but I’d say about 80% of the 232,532,800 USA Christians are often hypocritical of their believes when it comes to following Jesus’ teachings (Including me from time to time) [ii]

2.       Burger King, where we the customers, rule because the benevolent BK king gives a vegan an Impossible Whopper with no cheese or mayo and a carnivore a triple Whopper with no veggies and triple the bacon in the same transaction. [iii]

3.       Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.  Who is the only King birthday we should celebrate as Americans. [iv]

4.       Stephen King[v] aka The King of Horror

5.       Michael Jackson, The King of Pop [vi]  at least to a Gen X er like myself but I know that affection may be misplaced.  [vii]  and I would love to know who you feel is the current king of pop (or maybe queen)

6.       Elvis, The King of Rock and Roll[viii] 

7.       Hawaiian King Rolls/Bread[ix]

8.       The LA Kings[x]  (Ok maybe only a select few Angelinos who like hockey like the Kings.  The rest of us would prefer the Chicago Blackhawks, the  Detroit Red Wings, The Boston Bruins, the NY Islanders, the St. Louis Blues, the NHL etc)

9.       Nat King Cole[xi]

10.  Don King [xii]

11.  Gayle King[xiii]

12.  Old King Cole[xiv]

13.  Jeff Maruro, The Sandwich King[xv]

14.  King cakes[xvi]

15.   King Creole[xvii]

16.  The King of the Mardi Gras Parade[xviii]

17.  Homecoming King

18.  King Arthur both the legend and the baking company[xix]

19.  The Lion King[xx]

20.   The King of Comedy[xxi] movie

21.  Benny Goodman, the king of Swing[xxii]

22.  Jan Lewan, the Polka King[xxiii]  (Ok maybe not)

23.  Ben E King[xxiv]

24.  Larry King[xxv]

25.  BB King[xxvi]

26.   Rodney King[xxvii]

27.  Regina King[xxviii]

28.  Billy Jean King[xxix]

29.  Carol King[xxx]

30.  Allan King[xxxi]

31.   The Pretzel King[xxxii]

32.  The Hot Dog King[xxxiii]

33.  California King Mattresses and beds [xxxiv]

34.  King Kong[xxxv]

35.  Jim Morrison AKA The Lizard King[xxxvi]

36.  The king of hearts, diamonds, clubs and spades, especially in Vegas.[xxxvii]

37.  King size comforters and sheets[xxxviii]

38.  Johnny Carson, king of Late Night TV[xxxix]

39.  King Video games, home of Bubble Witch and Candy Crush[xl]

40.  Carpet King[xli]

41.  Budweiser, the king of beers[xlii]  although more people drink  Michelob Ultra nowadays[xliii]  (Don’t worry, Bud’s parent company Anheuser Busch is still raking in the cash via the Michelob Ultra sales)

42.  Kings Island[xliv]

43.  The King of Queens[xlv]

44.  Good King Wenceslas [xlvi]

45.   We Three Kings of the nativity[xlvii]

46.  King Oscar Anchovies[xlviii]  (not me, but I hate all fish)

47.  King Size Hershey’s chocolate bars (Or any other king size chocolate bars)[xlix]

48.  Royal Kingdom video game[l]

49.  King Snakes (Trust me, they’re friendlier than the lethal coral snake)[li]

50.  Kingsford Charcoal[lii]



[xxiii] The Polka King - Wikipedia and Jan Lewan - Wikipedia although considering Jan Lewan lead a ponzi scheme maybe not so acceptabnle

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