Thursday, July 27, 2023

Why Dallas Jenkins needs our prayers and especially our money now that he's gone Hollywood-Appendix A Summary of episode one season one of "The Chosen"

As I stated earlier.  Here is a short summary of the plot of episode one season one of "The Chosen" which will show how this is not your typical biblical show. 

Episode one of “The Chosen” begins with high up pharisee mucky-muck Nicodemus returning to his hometown of Capernaum Judea circa 30 AD in order to present a bunch of guest lectures at his Hebrew Alma Matter.  Suddenly he’s stopped by the local Capernaum Roman Magistrate Quintus.   Quintus needs a favor from Nicodemus. He wants Nicodemus to preach against local fishermen, like Simon son of Jonah who, after loosing big time at Capernaum Fight Club, has to go fishing even on the official Jewish day off known as the Sabbath to get money to pay off his sizable tax debt to Rome.  Nicodemus does such a good job urging Capernaum villagers to boycott sabbath caught tilapias one of Quintus’ underlings decides Nicodemus should branch out into exorcisms and help him deal with a situation in Capernaum’s red- light district.   Apparently, a succubus named Lilith is attacking some of the men who see her and is creating general havoc for everyone else.   Nicodemus is reluctant to do this but then this Roman centurion makes poor Nicodemus an offer he cannot refuse.   Nicodemus tries his best to get rid of this demon terrorizing the Capernaum red-light district but quickly realizes Linda Blair has a better chance of being greeted with flights of angels than this poor prostitute.  Needless to say, Nicodemus quickly goes into a funk as to why a high and mighty holy mucky-muck such as him couldn’t cast out a simple succubus.    Meanwhile Simon and his brother Andrew go to local Roman taxman Matthew to pay off their debt only to be told by Mathew their tax debt isn’t just large-it’s ginormous.   Before Andrew fears he’s about the be arrested for tax debt his big brother Simon name drops Quintus to Mathew and explains that Quintus has generously waived the tax debt for him and his brother for a year.   Taxman Mathew, knowing how Jews hate Romans and vice versa, is wondering how some petty fisherman like Simon knows big Roman mucky muck Quintus and naturally wants to verify this himself which he’ll have to do in person since telephone won’t be invented for another 1,846 years.   Simon & Andrew quickly run away from Mathew’s tax booth and head into the local Capernaum pub.   Andrew asks his brother “What gives?” and Simon explains part of the reason why he and Andrew’s fishing nets have been empty lately is a big time fishing conglomerate Zebedee & Sons have been hauling everything with gills out of the Sea of Galilee in their football field sized nets and doing it all while everyone else is sitting down to Sabbath dinner.  Needless to say Simon wants to stick it to this corporate man and traded this merchant fleet for his and his brother’s tax debt.  Andrew is pissed at Simon because even though Zeb & Sons are ruining their livelihood, they’re still Jews and Jews don’t snitch on their fellow Jews to the dreaded Romans. 

Also, coincidentally in the same Capernaum pub, is poor prostitute Lilith.  Lilith knows she’s a horrible succubus and contemplates throwing herself off a cliff to end all of the torment.  However, before she takes the plunge to her death she decided she needed a last drink.  She’s about to chug her cheap Galilean wine down when a stranger grabs her hand and says “That is not for you.”  Lilith gets the creeps from this strange man and she decides its best to get away from him.  However, the strange man follows and then promptly calls her by her real name-Mary of Magdala.  Furthermore, he starts quoting a favorite bible verse Mary’s father used to say to her all the time when she was a little girl before he died of some ancient plague.  Suddenly the mysterious man is grabbing her and the evil demon is GONE! 

Why Dallas Jenkins needs our prayers and especially our money now that he’s gone Hollywood.

 

OK some of you may be asking who is Dallas Jenkins and why does he need money now that supposedly he’s gone to a place where obscenely rich people shop for obscenely rich things like gold covered stretch limos?

Dallas Jenkins is the creator behind one of the best bible TV shows I have ever watched called “The Chosen” (and it isn’t just me, audience score on Rotten Tomatoes puts it at a 99% fresh rating[i] ).  According to Jenkins’ own telling he had a shot at a standard Hollywood director career but then his big directorial debut bombed at the box office.    While trying to recover from that professional earthquake he suddenly got a vision to produce a TV show based on the gospels.  He then created a heartwarming Christmas short film for his local church here in Illinois.  The plot of the film featured a downtrodden crippled shepherd suddenly leaping like a stag as the Heavenly Hosts of Angels announced Jesus’ birth in Bethlehem.   Next thing you know VidAngel (now known as Angel Studios) got out of the editing out of cuss words out of Quentin Tarantino films and decided to get into the film business on their own.  Since VidAngel studios were probably broke after the copyright infringement lawsuits by the major movie studios, they proposed Jenkins use that Christmas short film as a pilot for “The Chosen” and get the initial season crowdfunded.   Jenkins had his doubts; but a lot of people believed in Jenkins’ way of telling a biblical story to give him the #1 crowdfunded project of all time.   In fact, “The Chosen” is still the #1 crowdfunded project of all time which, well, is as much of a blessing as it is a curse for Dallas Jenkins at this moment.  

On June 11th, 2023, Jenkins did one of his YouTube videos talking about his epic TV creation.  He’s probably done dozens of these videos for YouTube talking about “The Chosen” explaining the goings on of the show, details about production, mentioning various merchandise that you can buy at www.thechosengifts.com .    Jenkins has prided himself on how open he is with “The Chosen” fans and how personally connected he is with the show’s fan base, which is necessary for his business model.   Theoretically if you really, really, really like Jenkins and what he is doing you are more than willing fork over some significant cash to keep “The Chosen” TV empire going.    The video on June 11th, however, was different.  For you see, Jenkins had to address some major controversies that had quickly blown up in his face.    I’ll address these controversies in descending order from least important to most important. 

Controversy #1- The leaving of actor Yoshi Barriags under mysterious circumstances.  

Barriags as St. Philip the Apostle was a beloved character on the show.  He portrayed St. Philip with a sense of subtle warmth and wisdom.  Now, an actor leaving a show isn’t new or even new for “The Chosen” either as three actors have played the role of St. James the Greater, aka “Big James” on “The Chosen” show.  Still, there are a lot of fans who are now attached to Barriags bringing to life their beloved St. Philip and I’m sure there are a lot of fans out there who may be leaving the show now that Jenkins was forced to let  Barrigas go.      

Controversy #2-The Gay Pride flag 

Several weeks before the June 11th Jenkins YouTube livestream, Chris Durban & the behind the scenes team at “The Chosen” put out an insider video for the making of “The Chosen” season four on YouTube.   Like most “Chosen” fans many went all Pixary looking for easter eggs as to which biblical scene Jenkins & company may be bringing to life on their way to the 1st Easter.  Sure enough one eagle eyed fan at “The Daily Wire” [ii] noticed something as brightly colored as an easter egg and particularly peculiar for biblical tv show-a tiny 3” X 5” rainbow pride flag attached to a camera operator’s personal equipment.

And the entire “Chosen” online community exploded.   Some prominent evangelicals said Christians should boycott the show.  Some of the main actors called the evangelical protesting Christians homophobes for suggesting this gay-pride displaying cameraman be fired.    Dallas Jenkins said

“(The Chosen is) not a church in which all of our employees are going to fit under one particular mission statement, one particular belief system,”

Jenkins went on to explain how a Christian would be offended if they were barred from wearing their crosses/religious iconography (or “Chosen” merch) in a particular setting.  So, ipso-facto golden rule law means that Dallas Jenkins in the spirit of true Christian generosity allowed his cameraman to display that symbol of gay pride on his personal equipment.   I get where Jenkins is coming from when he states he doesn’t require everyone on the “The Chosen” to share his Evangelical Christian beliefs or to even be a Christian.  Of course he wants the best of the best to bring his vision of the gospels to TV life considering how most evangelical TV movies/shows seem to have a bad reputation (See this video here https://youtu.be/50_3J6Go5Ng  explaining why)   If, as many an art historian speculates preeminent Renaissance artist Michelangelo was a known homosexual[iii] then clearly Pope Julius II had no qualms hiring him to paint the preeminent Christian Renaissance iconography on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.  So, if that probably gay cameraman was the same cameraman that pulled off a fourteen-minute single take tracking shot at the beginning of “The Chosen” Season two episode 3 that had to be filmed as the sun was setting so that cameraman’s shadow & camera weren’t in the shot thereby breaking the illusion you’re in Roman occupied Syria circa 33 AD with no extra chances of redoing then yeah, that cameraman’s the best of the best and I hope he stays with the show for all 7 seasons.   (Seriously, watch the episode on Peacock, it really is a great shot or just wait until the week of Sept 10th to see it on the CW).

Nonetheless, I can understand where some of those Evangelical critical fans may be coming from.  After all Jenkins’ laissez-faire attitude towards his cast & crew’s beliefs implies he himself is ok with the concept of homosexuality.  Which also implies he’s ok with some people clearly violating the laws of The Bible.  Which the Evangelical Christian community should rightfully disagree with especially if they want to take literately the bible with the exceptions of MT 26:26-28; MK 14:22-25, LK 22:19,20 and JN 6: 25-Start of Chapter 7.   So now Dallas Jenkins may be doing the one thing that I feel most fans really care about.

Controversy #3- The Selling Out to Lionsgate

Weirdly enough this may be the most controversial of them all even though the pride flag may have gotten more of the internet hype.  I think it’s because Jenkins has always prided himself on being an outsider of Hollywood Babylon and its corrupt movie ways especially with how Hollywood does a biblical move nowadays.        

I spent 2 hrs & 18 minutes of my precious time exposing myself to a very bad example of modern Hollywood biblical moves- “Noah” from 2014 produced by Paramount Pictures.  This film stars big time movie star Russel Crowe as the titular character along with other big time Hollywood co-stars like Jennifer Connelly as Noah’s wife Naameh, Emma Watson as Noah’s daughter-in-law Ila and wife to son Shem, and Anthony Hopkins as Noah’s grandfather Methuselah.    Now the story of Noah’s ark is probably one of the 1st bible stories kids are exposed to.  It makes sense since it’s one of those easy- to-understand tales a child can get; most people are bad, some like Noah are good and God loves us enough to save us and here’s the toy ark with a bunch of stuffed animals 😊.   Paramount pictures spent over $160 million to bring the story of Noah to life. And what did they do to this simple biblical kiddie tale?  Oh, completely wrecked it.

Paramount’s version of Noah’s flood story added these rocklike transformers things that helped Noah build the ark and protect it against the hordes of evil humans God was about to wipe off the face of the earth.  Then Noah refuses to help Ham save his innocent girlfriend, thereby allowing her to die.  Lastly, Noah gets it into his head that he has to kill his unborn granddaughter that Ila’s pregnant with on the ark shortly after she’s born so the entire human race can go extinct after Noah’s youngest son Japheth dies (But Ila gives birth to twins thereby allowing the girls to get raped by their uncles to continue the human race- yay?).    Additionally, there is this awful dialogue that all the actors recited.   That dialogue may have sounded appropriate if recited in a biblical epic from the 1950’s or 60’s, but in the 2010’s it was exaggerated and overly dramatic when it didn’t need to be.  Ultimately, Paramount Pictures left the one thing out that you would think would be the #1 thing you have to have in a biblical epic-God.  Oh sure Crowe’s Noah refers to God as “The Creator” and Crowe retells the beginning of Genesis. I suppose the trance like visions the movie Noah had could be God talking to him.  However, our God is a personal God and I’m sure God deliberately spoke the Noah commanding him to build this ark to save the animals and his family which included a total of three daughters-in-law per Genesis because having sex with your 1st cousin to perpetuate the human race is a little less creepy/yucky than having sex with your uncle.    

So, if this is how Hollywood is depicting biblical stories nowadays it’s no wonder Jenkins & company wanted to get away from that model.  

Now, I at first was a bit reluctant to get on “The Chosen” bandwagon back when it was just a crowdfunded show that premiered/aired through its own app circa 2018/2019.  It took an unofficial imprimatur from Catholic YouTuber Bishop Robert Barron when he named dropped “Chosen” star Jonathan Roumie who is the actor who portrays Jesus in one of his videos before I checked the show out in 2020.  Naturally I was hooked from episode one.   Roumie is incredible as Jesus and all of the actors that are his co-starts are great.   I could go on and on about their performances.    But speaking of the performers and why Dallas Jenkins needs lot of money now more than ever, by my estimation there are about 30 or so principal actors/recurring characters on “The Chosen”.    Now the average salary of a TV actor is $74,421[iv]  but can range anywhere from about $49,407 to $105,837 or maybe even less (Indeed.com put the figure closer to $25,244 but I’m not sure if that is for all acting gigs including local dinner theater).  I’m pretty sure there’s a sliding scale for the show as well. Maybe Aalok Metha and Anne Beyer get paid by the hour for the 10 or so minutes they portray Barnaby & Shula a season. Someone like Vanessa Benavente who portrays the Virgin Mother Mary may get something more along the lines of special guest star pay since she becomes the star of the one or two episodes the Virgin Mother makes an appearance in during a “Chosen” season but maybe not a regular salary.  Chances are Luke Dimyan who portrays Judas Iscariot and Amber Shana Williams who portrays Tamar may be at the lower end of the range since they are new to the show whereas Shahar Isaac who portrays St. Peter and Elizabeth Tabish who portrays St. Mary Magdalene are at the higher end of the scale since they have been with the show since season one episode 1.  And for all I know someone may be including whatever income Jonathan Roumie is making on his side hustle of reading prayers & bible verses on the Hallow app for that upper pay range.    So, having established the proper provisos for this calculation you take the average TV acting salary of $74,421 X 30 or so principal actors and you have to come up with a minimum of $2,184,680 for the acting budget alone.  And that’s just for one season and that’s not including such random background actors such as “Fruit buyer #2”.  Throw in an average of $2k-$5k for special effects per minute for even minor shots like substituting in a stock video image of the Sea of Galilee in place of the scrub-brush and dry prairie of Midlothian Texas, and props & costumes and it’s no wonder Dallas Jenkins realistically needs about $40 million a season just to do the production right and he has about 4 seasons to go.

The problem Jenkins is facing now is that he is telling something as epic as the movie “Noah” per season and Jenkins is still missing that major studio backing like Paramount.  

Wait, didn’t you just say that Lionsgate just bought “The Chosen”.

To be accurate, Lionsgate bought the distribution rights to “The Chosen”.    Buying the distribution rights is not the same thing as buying ultimate control of a TV show and I’m not sure whatever Lionsgate paid Jenkins and 5 Loaves & 2 Fishes productions is enough to cover production costs which I’m confused as to how TV shows get/make in this modern streaming era.

Let’s look at another tv show, “Star Trek Discovery” which probably does cost around $1.5 million to make per episode and streams primarily on Paramount+ here in the US.   However, if, hypothetically, I didn’t feel like paying $9.99 a month for Paramount+  just for the privilege if watching “Star Trek Discovery” I may turn on my VPN, place my virtual location somewhere in Australia and voilà ,  I’m streaming “Star Trek Discovery” for the same price I’m paying Netflix to binge-watch “Stranger Things” and perhaps ironically season one of “The Chosen”. (Or at least I used to.  See this video clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czf-F6aIpMM  explaining why I can’t anymore courtesy of the rumor mill of Midnight’s Edge YouTube channel) How is this possible?  Because Netflix bought the international streaming rights to “Star Trek Discovery.”  Netflix buying the international streaming rights to “Star Trek Discovery” may have helped pay the initial production costs, but Paramount/Viacom CBS also had to put up some $ to make the show as well.  In fact, per Midnight Edge’s rumor mill Netflix balked at funding other 21st century Star Trek shows like “Star Trek Piccard” and “Lower Decks” as well as additional seasons of “Star Trek Discovery” because of lack of international viewership.    At no point did Netflix dictate how Secret Hideout/Paramount was supposed to write/direct “Star Trek Discovery” much to the disappointment of Midnight’s edge.    

Now, Lionsgate is not that major of a studio.  More like a studio along the lines of Miramax in the 1990’s, small but artsy and hopefully without a producer pervert keeping the casting couch tradition alive in Hollywood.   Sure, it can help, but Jenkins stills need to come up with millions to produce the show on his own.  In point of fact Jenkins’ recent letter to the Screen Actors Guild stated that he/Lionsgate is not a major studio and was an independent production. Meaning those 30 or so principal actors I cited in the previous paragraph are walking to their marks on the set from their trailers in costume and makeup whereas most of their fellow SAG actors are walking the picket lines in ripped denim and SAG/AFTA  T-shirts  because “The Chosen” is not backed by a major studio.   I’m not sure if Jenkins is getting income from the commercials that air on YouTube before, during, or after one of his YouTube livestreams.  I’m not sure what percent of my Netflix monthly subscription fee would go to Jenkins if I chose to watch “The Chosen” on Netflix.    I’m not sure if he’ll get the commercial revenue from the CW now that “The Chosen” has gone the more traditional TV show broadcasting route (Does anyone sit down and watch any broadcasting network on a routine basis?) because I’m pretty sure Jenkins had to, no pun intended, sign over the lion’s share to Lionsgate of those ad rights.  I just know that Jenkins needs about $160 million dollars for the next four years to bring the show to the conclusion it deserves and those who loved the show may be reluctant to now put up the cash Jenkins still needs because they don’t think he still needs because he’s now got some minor film studio agreeing to promote the reruns of “The Chosen” to various places.  

So please 1. Watch the show. It is currently airing on the CW every Sunday night or you can find it on Roku, Amazon Fire, or stream on Netflix,  Peacock, Angel Studios, and it’s still its own app in the Google/Apple app store where you can get some bonus content.   2.If you’re hooked on it as I am just maybe pay it forward about $25 (tax deductible if you go www.comeandsee.netroute or pay it forward on the Angel Studios app). 3. Share, like etc. so it can go to more homes out there for people who may be bored with the run of the mill drama or reality TV show and too broke to go to some hackney blockbuster this summer.  Heck, share like etc. with your Facebook friends even if you don’t like the show because maybe one of them will.   I’m hoping my 50 or so Facebook Friends tell their 50 or so Facebook friends who in turn will tell 50 or more of their Facebook friends onward etc. and in turn give Jenkins and the show $25 each. Maybe we’ll get the $160 million or so Jenkins needs to continue to make this show.  Because I really do not want to see it cancelled because of lack of funding.